Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Random & Light Hearted *whew*

The initial shock and awe of emotions surrounding my accident are getting better... a little less concentrated and more time in between. What a relief.

On to random entertainment

Had to share. This came via an email forward so might be old news and might not even have originated how it says but I thought it was good enough to share regardless.

The Washington Post's Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2009 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming

only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly [the Obamanation?].

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

Current check list...

1. Massive internet research on vehicles - done

2. Secure auto loan - done

3. Check with insurance company regarding cost to insure top three auto choices - done

4. Go see, test drive, finalize top three choices - this weekend

5. Lets make a deal - next week

6. Get rid of STANK rental car - not soon enough


Crazy Shenanigans said...

Good luck on the car hunt!

T said...

OK, that post was greatness! I hadn't seen that yet. Ha! Totally cracked me up this morning!